![]() ![]() One afternoon, when the miller was delivering the corn and wheat flour for the king’s baker to make tortillas and French bread pizza and even sourdough, the miller saw that the king was sitting alone in his great dining hall drinking mead. But when he thought of Karen, he had thoughts of Marry and Kill of much higher, and exactly equal fondness. The only problem with King Maximillian’s playing the game, was that he could not decide which of the three he wanted to do to Karen the most. Unbeknownst to Karen, King Maximillian was playing a ‘Boff-Marry-Kill’ game of his own-and the king was talented at follow-through. Miller liked imagining the title he’d give himself ‘King Father’, which had a much better ring to it than the ‘Queen Mother.’ And if it didn’t work out between Karen and Max, his other daughters were still pliable, though Stacey would need a nose job. #Drunken master reboot fullKaren and Miller set out upon a plan to make her Marry dream a reality, ensuring a happily-ever-after that would be full of riches for the both of them. and Marry King Maximillian, tall regal leader of her local kingdom, aptly named The Kingdom of the Mostness. Kill Henry the VIII (she had had a short-lived fling with him already which some might say was cheating at the Boff-Marry-Kill game, but she wasn’t taking any chances on being short-lived herself) Boff King Caligula (she’d heard great things) When Karen played the ‘Boff-Marry-Kill’ game with the other maidens in the village, she chose: They were going to be rich quick as soon as 5 fools from other kingdoms were convinced to send them all of their miller-ing profits. The pair had also recently sent all of last year’s miller-ing profits to a gentleman who lived somewhere called Venezia. Instead, Karen had a metric shit-ton of goat placentas in various states of decay at home. When Karen and Miller started a get-rich-quick scheme convincing the maids-a-milking to part with their goat placentas, and packaged them into face creams, they didn’t realise that they would need to drum up a market for such face cream. The pair weren’t so talented at the follow-through, however. Karen and her father, just called ‘Miller’, were always looking for the next scam, scheming about how they could get rich quick. Karen was very beautiful, with long wavy dark hair and a coquettish grin. Karen was his eldest daughter, his favourite, so he didn’t really pay any mind to his other daughters. Once upon a time, long before the name Karen had taken on any negative connotation, there was a miller who had a daughter who he named Karen. ![]()
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![]() There are many roads designed with little or no consideration for the needs of pedestrians and bicyclists, putting lives at risk. Looking out for Non-Drivers Road Redesign It found that arterial roads-multi-lane roads with typical speed limits of 40 mph or higher and few accommodations for pedestrians and bicyclists-are the most deadly for non-drivers in the area. In 2012 alone, there were 427 pedestrian deaths, 394 deaths in 2011 and 415 deaths in 2010 in the Tri-State Area. The Tri-State Transportation Campaign ( TSTC), a non-profit organization which advocates for balanced, transit-friendly and equitable transportation in the Tri-State Area, studied federal transportation data from 2010 through 2012 and found that 1,236 pedestrians were killed on Connecticut, New Jersey and downstate New York roads. According to the same report, 89 percent of streets have sidewalks in high-income areas compared to 49 percent in low-income areas. The report compared federal traffic accident data from 2008-2012 with census data about income. ![]() Recorded pedestrian fatality rates in low-income tracts are approximately twice that of more affluent neighborhoods within metro areas, according to a 2014 research report by Governing. Walking along these roads often means walking on the shoulder of the highway because there are no sidewalks provided. These sprawling suburbs and exurbs are bisected by main roads which were not intended for foot travel and people are finding themselves either cut off from resources within walking distance or in harm’s way when attempting to walk there. Pedestrian walks along Highway 35 in Sayreville, N.J. ![]() It is an unfortunate reality today that the very places that were designed for heavy vehicle use have a growing population of those who cannot afford cars, according to transit advocate, Benjamin Ross, author of Dead End: Suburban Sprawl and the Rebirth of American Urbanism. Many suburbs and exurbs, particularly those which developed over the second half of the twentieth century, are laid out in a patchwork of developments cobbled together by rural highways or arterials, and they do not support safe walking. Suburban Poverty Surpasses Urban and Rural Those who are being priced out of the cities are migrating into suburban and exurban areas where living is more affordable. As city centers are becoming more and more desirable places to live, rising property values are making it impossible for the less fortunate to stay. After a half a century of people fleeing the nation’s cities for a “better life” in the suburbs, they are coming back. The Retrofitting Suburbia website is here.Cities are hot stuff these days. Such ideas could prove fruitful for the east end looking for water quality improvement.Īn in-depth interview with the authors with Vice can be found here. Closer to home, the authors look at creating more walkable neighborhoods that are less car dependent, and urging social opportunities through shared spaces like the “third place” (defined as the location most frequented by people when not at home or work).Īnother interesting concept lies in repurposing commercial developments into ecological corridors and stormwater treatment “parks”, by regreening and removing hard surfaces such as paving. The book records 32 recent examples of ‘suburban retrofits’ like turning failed malls into places to live and work and massive parking lots into recreation opportunities. This thought provoking study looks at how suburban design transformed the world, and its implications that no long suit the living needs of a majority of the population. 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